Mis bujitos 2

First panel: Ok, I'll leave this one to you
Second panel: I don't want him. He's too fatty.
Third panel: The knife won't slide in nicely and he'll splatter over me
Fourth panel: You know they say that it removes crow's feet

Mis bujitos 1

My girlfriend has suggested me to add a translation in English for those of you who don't read Spanish. I know it won't be so funny to read a comic strip with subtitles but, heck, I'm sticking to my mother tongue. Here we go:

Second panel: We're almost there
Third panel: I like those gatherings of boy scouts
Fourth panel: They remind me of those restaurants where you get to pick your lobster