Mis bujitos 9

First panel: How strange! The knife didn't slice in well.
Second panel: No wonder. He had a pack of cigarettes.
Third panel: Well, talking about senselessness!
Fourth panel: This brand gives you bad breath.

Mis bujitos 8

First panel: Here's the coffe. But we're out of sugar.
Second panel: No problem.
Third panel: Aaaaarrrgggghhh!!!!!
Fourth panel: Lucky us, we still had one diabetic left.

Mis bujitos 7

First panel: Ok, you take this one.
Second panel: I had told you already that I don't like fatties!
Third panel: I don't want a fatty! I hate fatties!
Fourth panel: See what you've done? You made him cry with your prejudice.

Mis bujitos 6

First panel: I don't give her more than fifteen.
Second panel: I do give her twenty.
Third panel: Aaaaarrgggghhh!
Fourth panel: She only took twelve. Pay me!

Mis bujitos 5

I have no idea on how to translate this week's strip since the pun comes from a set phrase in Mexico for which there is no English translation. If anyone comes with an idea on how to translate this, I'd appreciate it very much.

Mis bujitos 4

First panel: Hey, why did you finish with your girlfriend?
Second panel: She said I broke her heart.
Third panel: Well, did you?
Fourth panel: See for yourself.

Mis bujitos 3

First panel: I'm done. Put this in the knife rack.
Second panel: It seems like it has no room left.
Third panel: Oh, there's an empty spot!
Fourth panel: Aaaaaaarrrrrggghhhh!