Mis bujitos 6

First panel: I don't give her more than fifteen.
Second panel: I do give her twenty.
Third panel: Aaaaarrgggghhh!
Fourth panel: She only took twelve. Pay me!

Mis bujitos 5

I have no idea on how to translate this week's strip since the pun comes from a set phrase in Mexico for which there is no English translation. If anyone comes with an idea on how to translate this, I'd appreciate it very much.

Mis bujitos 4

First panel: Hey, why did you finish with your girlfriend?
Second panel: She said I broke her heart.
Third panel: Well, did you?
Fourth panel: See for yourself.

Mis bujitos 3

First panel: I'm done. Put this in the knife rack.
Second panel: It seems like it has no room left.
Third panel: Oh, there's an empty spot!
Fourth panel: Aaaaaaarrrrrggghhhh!

Mis bujitos 2

First panel: Ok, I'll leave this one to you
Second panel: I don't want him. He's too fatty.
Third panel: The knife won't slide in nicely and he'll splatter over me
Fourth panel: You know they say that it removes crow's feet

Mis bujitos 1

My girlfriend has suggested me to add a translation in English for those of you who don't read Spanish. I know it won't be so funny to read a comic strip with subtitles but, heck, I'm sticking to my mother tongue. Here we go:

Second panel: We're almost there
Third panel: I like those gatherings of boy scouts
Fourth panel: They remind me of those restaurants where you get to pick your lobster