First panel: How strange! The knife didn't slice in well. Second panel: No wonder. He had a pack of cigarettes. Third panel: Well, talking about senselessness! Fourth panel: This brand gives you bad breath.
First panel: Here's the coffe. But we're out of sugar. Second panel: No problem. Third panel: Aaaaarrrgggghhh!!!!! Fourth panel: Lucky us, we still had one diabetic left.
First panel: Ok, you take this one. Second panel: I had told you already that I don't like fatties! Third panel: I don't want a fatty! I hate fatties! Fourth panel: See what you've done? You made him cry with your prejudice.
First panel: I don't give her more than fifteen. Second panel: I do give her twenty. Third panel: Aaaaarrgggghhh! Fourth panel: She only took twelve. Pay me!
I have no idea on how to translate this week's strip since the pun comes from a set phrase in Mexico for which there is no English translation. If anyone comes with an idea on how to translate this, I'd appreciate it very much.