Mis bujitos 13

First panel: The old's home is in flames.
Second panel: Here come the firemen.
Fourth panel: They ruined us our barbecue.

Mis bujitos 12

First panel: It's too crowded today.
Second panel: Certainly there's too many kids.
Third panel: Don't you like kids?
Fourth panel: Yes, but may I have onion rings instead of fries?

Mis bujitos 11

First panel: What do you think?
Second panel: I say it's a lie.
Third panel: I feel the same as you.
Fourth panel: Beauty is not skin deep.

Mis bujitos 10

First panel: Aaaaaarrrgggghhhh!!!!
Second panel: Booooooooooo!!!!
Third panel: Don't do that!
Fourth panel: You almost scared her to death.

Mis bujitos 9

First panel: How strange! The knife didn't slice in well.
Second panel: No wonder. He had a pack of cigarettes.
Third panel: Well, talking about senselessness!
Fourth panel: This brand gives you bad breath.

Mis bujitos 8

First panel: Here's the coffe. But we're out of sugar.
Second panel: No problem.
Third panel: Aaaaarrrgggghhh!!!!!
Fourth panel: Lucky us, we still had one diabetic left.

Mis bujitos 7

First panel: Ok, you take this one.
Second panel: I had told you already that I don't like fatties!
Third panel: I don't want a fatty! I hate fatties!
Fourth panel: See what you've done? You made him cry with your prejudice.

Mis bujitos 6

First panel: I don't give her more than fifteen.
Second panel: I do give her twenty.
Third panel: Aaaaarrgggghhh!
Fourth panel: She only took twelve. Pay me!

Mis bujitos 5

I have no idea on how to translate this week's strip since the pun comes from a set phrase in Mexico for which there is no English translation. If anyone comes with an idea on how to translate this, I'd appreciate it very much.

Mis bujitos 4

First panel: Hey, why did you finish with your girlfriend?
Second panel: She said I broke her heart.
Third panel: Well, did you?
Fourth panel: See for yourself.

Mis bujitos 3

First panel: I'm done. Put this in the knife rack.
Second panel: It seems like it has no room left.
Third panel: Oh, there's an empty spot!
Fourth panel: Aaaaaaarrrrrggghhhh!

Mis bujitos 2

First panel: Ok, I'll leave this one to you
Second panel: I don't want him. He's too fatty.
Third panel: The knife won't slide in nicely and he'll splatter over me
Fourth panel: You know they say that it removes crow's feet

Mis bujitos 1

My girlfriend has suggested me to add a translation in English for those of you who don't read Spanish. I know it won't be so funny to read a comic strip with subtitles but, heck, I'm sticking to my mother tongue. Here we go:

Second panel: We're almost there
Third panel: I like those gatherings of boy scouts
Fourth panel: They remind me of those restaurants where you get to pick your lobster